Last Friday I wrote a serious post so I thought I would lighten things up this week. I’m working on a sekkrit project and I’m looking for some help.
Not being either a man or gay I have a few questions that I can’t answer from personal experience or knowledge, although some of them can be answered by straight females but it’s a lot more fun when sometimes the guys show the way. While these are my questions, I’m also trying to help some poor author who is struggling to find answers to sex questions, some of which perhaps only a gay man can answer authoritatively. Of course that’s what I tell myself is my lofty objective, when in reality it’s much more prurient than that. I have a thirst for knowledge of the sexually deviant kind to satisfy all of my baser urges.
A couple of years ago I did a poll about things that I had no business even thinking about, but I was pleased that some of you indulged my thirst for knowledge even though my blog was very new. I needed to know, for example, whether there was such a thing as gaydar. The answers were surprising. It’s all in the “look.” Apparently the eyes have a lot to answer for. I do want to know however, how does a gay man find another gay man at the library, the airport, a restaurant, or any public place if all he has to go by is a look? I also asked why 1, 2, 3 fingers. Of course I know that guys can’t just ram that monster in but have to gently ease their way, however the point of my question was why all M/M authors had to keep repeating this mantra every. single. damn. time. in their books so that after reading 10 books it becomes too repetitive to bear, and after 100 stories I want to gag myself with a spoon. :escape: Things haven’t changed in the 1, 2, 3 department and I’m about to throw all of my books against the wall! I’m told that doing other exercises is a good way to s-t-r-e-t-c-h and the best part? A spotter is a good way to meet new people, break the ice and ease the way. Can you see the ad? “Spotter needed for butt stretching exercises”. 🙂
Today I have a few more questions:
1. Sperm Viscosity: Is thinner better? If so, why do we like our milk shakes thicker? Is egg white the right consistency? Do guys really rub themselves with come after sex and if so, do they wake up superglued to each other?
2. Taste – Without any enhancement, the taste of come is either bitter or salty (that’s what my expert told me) but I understand that certain foods affect the taste, both pleasantly and not, however I wasn’t aware of the extent to which they did. For example, did you know that if your man is a vegetarian his come tastes sweeter? The only exception is if he eats a lot of asparagus. I heard that some men also drink a lot of apple or pineapple juice to make theirs taste sweeter. Are there other juices that have the same effect? Did you know that you can taste Scotch whisky in a guy’s come? If you want to get high you don’t have to drink the liquor yourself, just drink come (or cum) from a guy who was at a bar for a couple of hours with his Scottish friends. LOL One M/M book I read said that the protagonist’s come tasted like raspberries. Is that possible? Did you know that stress can affect the taste? Also, if your man is a smoker it tastes different! If you want to delve into the taste thing further, there is a cookbook called Natural Harvest with semen based recipes. Here’s a link for those of you who are adventurous and would like to check out a few of these delightful recipes, but be sure to report back since data like this is invaluable. 🙂
3. Volume – According to the gay romances I read, guys pump out bucketsful of cum every time they ejaculate, yet a lot of medical books say it’s at most, a teaspoonful or two. Who is right? Our authors, or those guys with the stethoscopes? Also, what’s with all those leaking cocks before the main event? Do they need a band aid or a cup? Can we run a few tests on the amount of come every time guys …. er …. cum and have the guys or gals report back? Please don’t use the same measuring spoons you use for baking.
4. Size – Is Bigger Better? According to our authors, most decidedly! How often do you read about a guy with a 4 inch crayon? Most of our heroes have 8 – 10 inch bazookas. Also, do you notice that in books when two guys are ready for some action the longest dick is not as fat as the other guy’s whose dick is a little shorter? What’s up with that? Are we trying to equalize things so that the ‘short’ guy doesn’t get an inferiority complex? Long and skinny or short and fat – which do you prefer? Re those giant bazookas – do you prefer a dick that you can throw over your shoulder and burp it or just a regular 6 incher? Have you ever measured a dick? Did you know that the average length is 5.5 inches and the girth is just under 5 inches? In metric it sounds more impressive – 5.5 inches translates to about 14 centimeters.
5. Pitching or Catching – Is there a difference in the enjoyment level? Does having your prostate massaged make up for not throwing the fastball at 100 mph?
6. Tats – There seems to be a trend now to adorn the penis and recently I saw a few pictures of men whose “equipment” had tats (I swear I didn’t go looking for them – they just landed on my computer with pictures of the Friday Guys) 🙂 So I wondered: Were the tats done while the cocks were flaccid or erect? How much pain is involved? I assume that the tats are done when the cocks are erect but how does a guy maintain his erection when he’s in such pain? Do artists display their best work at an exhibition? If you know of any please let me know. How does the artwork look before the guys are in full readiness mode? hmmmm…. *another interesting project*
7. Prince Albert: Was there a prince named Albert who was the first person with this adornment? Does it hurt the catcher when, you know, it’s in? What if it comes loose? Is there a search and destroy or search and rescue mission? I would like someone who actually has one of these Prince Albert things to respond please for the rest of us neophytes. 🙂
8. Rimming, “tossing a salad,” or “eating butt” (if you want to be gross): Is that what’s called a “shit eating” grin? 🙂 Sorry, I couldn’t resist! Is it practised as much in RL as it is in M/M romances? Almost every couple seems to do this in the gay romances I read so I’m just asking. Also, does the rimmer get as much pleasure as the rimmee? As Rick Reed said a long time ago in another survey – Remember to play safe boys and girls! Bottoms up everyone and bon appetit! 🙂
9. Fisting: I’ve seen the pictures and 6 second videos (if you want more than 6 seconds you have to pay at most sites) and the guys seem to be having a gay old time (the pun was intended) but at the end of it do they walk funny? What about bike riding – can they do it the next day? Enquiring minds need to know. I have it from an expert that you should have a tub of Crisco handy if you’re going to engage in this sport.
That’s all folks. There are many topics still to be explored but I thought that I had given you enough food for thought today. I’m looking forward to your answers to these questions, and you only have to respond to those you want to. And guys and gals don’t be shy – we guarantee anonymity. :sex4: I know I could google my questions and get answers but it’s much more fun this way, plus I get a lot of personal anecdotes that I would never find elsewhere. :my2cents: This is a fun post so I hope to receive some funny answers to this poll.
1. No clue.
2. The guy who tasted like raspberries was a demon so that’s okay. They do say there are ways of improving it but it’s not going to taste like pineapple no matter how much juice you drink.
3. I think you can save up and get more in one shot. Not sure.
4. Huge no, but above average is always nice.
5. No clue
6. I believe it has to be erect to get the proper image but I’m not sure how that works. Cock ring perhaps because I’d think the pain would quickly cause wilting.
7. Queen Victoria’s husband Prince Albert was thought to have such a piercing and the name comes from that.
8. No clue. Not something I’d ask my friends.
9. Oh, I saw a whole video for free, don’t think I made it to the end. 😮 Not my thing.
Raspberry guy was a demon? I couldn’t remember in which book I read about it but it stuck. LOL
I thought that drinking pineapple or apple juice made it taste like the real deal. It doesn’t? What a shame. I could have had another project going. 🙂
So if the cock wilted while being tattooed I wonder how the artist ever finished the job in full readiness mode? hmmm… Maybe he helped things along when it seemed that little dicky would fall face forward. I must find someone who has had this done to see if he can enlighten me. 🙂
So royalty is why the PA is called the PA. Thanks for this Tam. I now need to find out what happens if the PA falls off inside, if you know what I mean. Do the guys go the equivalent of “dumpster diving” to find it? I don’t mean to infer that it’s a dumpster, I just can’t find an appropriate word. Maybe rosebud diving?? LOL
You have expanded my knowledge already Tam. Thanks for the info. and come back soon. 🙂
Raspberry guy was in The Concubine by Jill Knowles, a book I thoroughly enjoyed, the raspberry spunk was just a bonus.
Now I remember Tam. 🙂 Thanks.
I’ve never, ever heard of a PA falling out. If is does, the natural flow is for it to come out, so I imagine it wouldn’t be too much of an issue…a little messy maybe…
You DID ask.
Hi Reno
Thanks for the info. I really thought the PA could fall in and never be seen again. 😯
I’m picturing it falling out in the middle of the good times – I guess one would have to stop and pick it up if that ever happened. LOL I’m learning so much today. 🙂
Do the guys go the equivalent of “dumpster diving” to find it?
Not to be crude, but have you ever eaten corn?
Oh noes!! I’ll remember this the next time I eat corn. 🙁
I’m not sure I can answer any of these questions but they sure were fun to read!
Laura
I’m so happy to bring some fun into your life today. You’re quite welcome. LOL
:hysterics:
Thanks Wave. I can’t help much with the questions but I’m sure I’ll have fun reading the answers.
Although as far as #4 goes I’d most likely run away screaming if I saw a 10 inch one in RL :blush:
Now I’m off to reread anything with tats and piercings. Call it research 😛
Hi Eva
Be brave little grasshoppper, be brave. 🙂
If you find any useful information about tats and piercings please share with the rest of us. the thirst for knowledge is unending. 🙂
Wave, you just put it right out there…I love that about you!
Tam, totally laughed at your responses.
#9, what I did see of it was 😯
Hi Jaime
No. 9 is pretty outre but the rest are pretty run of the mill where M/M romances are concerned. 🙂
I’m so glad that you enjoyed the post and Tam’s responses.
Hmm, for the sake of research I’ll attempt to answer some of these questions.
1 – don’t know, but according to the movies it makes for great emergency hair gel.
2 – Seriously, doesn’t matter what they eat, it still won’t taste like chocolate milk.
3 – Well, if they’re going to be baking with sperm, maybe they should use the same measuring spoon. I mean why dirty extra dishes?
4 – Gah, 8-10 inches. Yikes.
5 – Sure ?
6 – I’ve seen pictures of tattoos in special places. Does nothing for me except makes me wince in pain on their behalf.
7 – My friend’s husband has one and he’s offered to show it to me (with her permission), but for some reason my husband doesn’t approve of the idea. Though between you and me, we (my friends and I) have had very detailed conversations. All for research of course.
8 – Rimming, not just for gay boys. I know my fair share of pervy het girls that enjoy participating in this activity.
9 – I did see a how-to manual once, but the thought of watching a vid eeks me out.
Ok, now that you all know me a little better…
Hi Luci
Hair gel??? Hair gel? The next time I see someone with hair that’s gelled I’ll wonder where they bought their products. LOL
Some people don’t like chocolate milk and maybe apple flavoured come will be the new rage. 🙂
Well using a different spoon for baking is the sanitary thing to do. You don’t use the same utensils for washing and cooking do you?
I would ask you friend to take a picture of her husband’s dick with the PA and blow it up so that you could examine it. You’re so lucky – I’ve never seen one of those. After all it’s not as if you’re touching the real thing, so your husband shouldn’t be upset. It’s all for research. If I had a friend whose husband had one and she offered to show me I would love to see it. 🙂
Do guys really rub themselves with come after sex and if so, do they wake up superglued to each other?
According to the gay romances I read, guys pump out bucketsful of cum every time they ejaculate, yet a lot of medical books say it’s at most, a teaspoonful or two. Who is right? Our authors, or those guys with the stethoscopes? Also, what’s with all those leaking cocks before the main event?
do you notice that in books when two guys are ready for some action the longest dick is not as fat as the other guy’s whose dick is a little shorter? What’s up with that?
Ha, ha! OMG, sex scenes can be so hard to write. Now that you mention it, these things are all TOTAL CLICHES that we encounter constantly as readers. I’ve wondered about these things, too, with varying levels of amusement and impatience. 😀
But I’m sure I’m using all of them as an author. I know we all must be reading each other’s work and imitating each other. And that’s how these cliches just keep going forever.
Don’t ever discontinue these questions, Wave. It’s a great wake-up call as well as being truly funny!
Hi Val
I do know how difficult it is to make things different in sex scenes but some of the examples I gave are those that I come across often.
This is what I do when I’m stuck on a project and can’t see the light. 🙂 I’m glad you enjoyed the post.
Wave, did you notice that people of the male persuasion are avoiding this discussion? :crouch:
You need a chicken smilie. Heh-heh.
Some of them are emailing me because they are too chicken to post their comment. LOL
I’m looking for someone who will admit to actually baking or cooking with sperm. 🙁
LOL!!< Come on Guys!! Stop emailing Wave, and assist in keeping us(me) educated.
I’m looking for someone who will admit to actually baking or cooking with sperm.
Does it count if it was by accident? :whistle:
You’re kidding me, aren’t you Jaye? LOL
where are your answers to the questions – I need input from you guys. :blush:
LMAO, you are hilarious. I say it counts if you ate what was cooked or baked.
“…there is a cookbook called Natural Harvest with semen based recipes.”
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Excuse me while *I* gag! Loved, loved *loved* this article! It’s what I needed after a perfectly horrible crappy week at work! :grumble:
Rimming – working in a gov’t health dept., I just always cringe a little when I read that and wonder if it’s worth the potential risks?? Are the nerves there really that sensitive? 😕 I don’t get excited or turned on when I go to the bathroom but clearly my mind is on other things.
Fisting – yuk; so don’t see the draw of that. I saw a brief video of a man and a woman showing off their prolapsed rectums. Not pretty. 😯 And I can’t think it would be an effective pick up line….. “Hey, anybody want a look at bulbous butthole? You can bury your hand up there if ya want!”
Thanks, Wave!
“Wave, did you notice that people of the male persuasion are avoiding this discussion?” 🙂
I’m here!! Never afraid to share.
1.It’s a matter of personal taste regarding if thinner is better. Yes, yes guys rub the come on each other, but in my experience you really need to clean up afterward. Dried come is not the same as fresh come.Green_Smilies/icons_easter/smiley_emoticons_confusednew.gif
2.I don’t know anything about a guy’s come tasting like whiskey or raspberries but I do know what a guy eats and drinks affects the taste. My BF drinks almost nothing but kool-aid made with Splenda so his come is very sweet. An ex was an avid coffee drinker and his come was extremely bitter.
3.Volume varies from guy to guy. My BF can shoot a lot when he’s gone a day or two between ejaculations. But for the most part, volume is exaggerated in fiction, I know I do it. It just sounds sexier for a guy to shoot loads and loads instead of a teaspoon. In my experience, no guy ever leaks as much pre-come as they do in fiction, again something I am equally guilty of.
4.An average cock can be just as much fun as a horse cock. For me, it’s all about how it hits the prostate. Sometimes the big ones are just too big. Have you ever measured a dick? Most definitely. I measure mine occasionally just to see if it has gotten bigger or, Heaven forbid, smaller.Green_Smilies/icons_easter/smiley_emoticons_blushnew.gif
Hi Ethan
Now I know why some cum tastes bitter. It’s all that darned coffee. 🙂
So the volume thing is an exaggeration in books? I thought my experience was different.
Patric Michael mentioned in his post about the prostate that horse cocks were just way too big to hit it.
So you check your equipment out occasionally to see if it’s shrunk?? I guess overuse would do it. 🙂 I should do a project on this topic at some point in the future, just for research purposes you understand.
Patric is right about the monster pricks and the prostate. They can jackhammer the gland instead of rub it. Big difference. IMO, 7-8 inches is about as big as I want.
Yes, I check out my equipment to see if it’s shrunk. Do you know losing weight can add length to a man’s penis? And conversely, gaining weight takes away length. Well, it doesn’t disappear, it just goes further inside. Another good reason to lose weight.
Keep telling you get your ass to the gym :jump:
I did know about that, from Dr. Oz of all people. He was trying to motivate guys to lose weight.
So I guess you exercise frantically and eat just enough for energy. Great plan Ethan. :blush:
A friend and I were chatting at Walmart(our local social network) one day and he told me he likes big guys, the bigger the better! Now, I know why, because BIG GUY will rub his prostate more with his LITTLE GUY.
“Yes, I check out my equipment to see if it’s shrunk..”
Ethan, just make sure to wash it in cold water on the “gentle” cycle. Then let it air dry.
Oh, Ethan. :wallbash: Haven’t you learned yet not to encourage Wave? Don’t think for a minute all that info didn’t just go into a very special file with your name on it! 😮 Trust me, there are a few with mine on them already!
Wave- How much would it cost for me to get my hands on that file of Buda’s?
We can do a trade – Buda’s file for your story that Marie says she ripped off. 🙂
Wave- I think I’ll take you up on the offer. The file on Buda better contain some really juicy info.
Wave- I think I’ll take you up on the offer. The file on Buda better contain some really juicy info.
Ethan! I thought we were friends! 😥
Your mind is going in the wrong direction, writer boy! *smacks Ethan upside the head*
Buda
I didn’t see any answers from you to these questions. Enquiring minds want to know – I’ll even pay. What Am I saying? I already paid you ten times over!! 🙂
Okay, Wave, since you asked so nicely, here are my answers:
1. Clumpy is not good. Hydrate, boys! I don’t get the rubbing oneself with it, but I will admit to having occasionally drawn little designs in the puddle at the very sensitive base of *ahem*’s belly while we engaged in afterglow-induced chatter or cuddles. (And now I need a Clorox mind-shower to wash those memories away again.)
2. It’s almost always good–and it always tastes like what it is, but a little pineapple never hurt anyone.
3. I think the teaspoon measurement is low. Not usually a tablespoon, unless it’s a long time in, uhm, well, coming, but more than a teaspoon.
4. Someone once said there are two types of gay men: size queens and liars. I’m officially the third type. I’ve seen a couple massive boys in my time and my reaction was the same both times. “You want to put that where? Oh, look! My Mom’s calling. Gotta go!”
5. Totally different, IMHO. It’s like comparing baseball to hockey. Of course hockey’s better. Pshaw! 😉
6. Not only no, but hell no.
7. No experience with someone else’s, but will admit to a mild curiosity. Don’t have one of my own–and never will.
8. Some days, this is better than all the blowjobs I’ve ever received or given in my life. Other days, it’s just better than breathing.
9. See #6. (Or, as Julia Sugarbaker would say, “Have you all just completely lost your mind?”)
Buda
That is so sweet (not the last part about the Clorox but the rest of it).
I think we should have a cum-off (like a bake-offf) to settle this once and for all. I’ll need some volunteers and we will have to have rules. No cheating e.g. abstaining for a week to double the flow. LOL. You already did the balls post so this could be the next one and the guys could report on the viscosity and taste at the same time. 🙂
CHICKEN 🙂
WOW and WOW
Thank you so much Buda for letting us have a small glimpse into your life for the benefit of all the guys and gals who come by the site, and I appreciate what it must have taken to do so because I know how private you are. You won’t even tell me if it’s boxers or briefs or commando. :bravo:
(Splitting my post up because it said it was “too spammy!)
5.I am an equal opportunity offender here. I’m a true versatile, able to go either way depending on who I’m with. All depends on the mood I’m in.
6.I don’t know how tatting the male member works, but I do know that there is no freakin’ way I could have it done. The tattoo on my arm was painful enough to know that if I tried to get one on my favorite body part it would disappear like a turtle into it’s shell. 🙂
I guess you’re not the person to tell me if the cock would stay hard while the tatting was going on then. 🙂 You’re such a chicken Ethan. LOL.
When it comes to pain and my member–Cluck, Cluck.
Hmmmm Ethan’s tattoo experience I have to plead the fifth on :hysterics:
7.I’ve been with two guys with pierced pricks and it was very, very, very good. The idea that it could come loose just didn’t cross my mind. In fact, I could barely form a coherent thought. 🙂
8.This is one of my favorite practices and I love being the rimmer more than being the rimmee. 🙂
9.Never done this and don’t plan too. Just not my thing. 🙁
Thanks for the questions, Wave. I appreciate the chance to share personal info, which I tend to do too easily.
Ethan
I don’t know what’s going on with your post but maybe all of those links held it up because I found it in the spam folder.
Thank you for all this great information which I will promptly put in my knowledge base for future reference. This is great stuff.
I never knew anyone who had been with a guy with as Prince Albert so I’m really happy to know that the experience is enhanced by that adornment. You’re not afraid it would get lost? You’re very brave.
Wow – someone who loves rimming. Damn Ethan – you’re such a fountain of information.
I can understand why you wouldn’t love fisting. It seems painful, even with the Crisco. LOL
8.This is one of my favorite practices and I love being the rimmer more than being the rimmee.
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Am legitimately curious….why? Not having done either I don’t have a clue. From the books, it always sounds like the recipient is the one who is having the especially good time. And the giver is enjoying it simply knowing that they’re bringing pleasure to the other person. Is that it?
Not trying to get too personal with you or anything. 😎
Giving pleasure to my partner is one of the reasons I enjoy being the rimmer. The other reasons are a littler harder to explain. Depending on the position I can be either the dominant one or the submissive one. And without wanting to gross anyone out, because I am not into bathroom related sex activities, there is a unique scent and taste of a man. Pure masculinity.
Okay…. thanks for answering! How very cool of you! :god: Like I said, clueless here on my end.
Thanks for sharing Ethan!
ps…I’m reading Flesh and Blood right now and loving it! :bravo:
3. Volume — you know where the band 10cc got it’s name, right? 😀
7. Prince Albert — there are lots of folks who think that Prince Albert having a Prince Albert is an urban legend. There’s no definite proof that he did but likewise, no proof that he didn’t. Personally, I tend to think it’s a more recent piercing development.
Here’s a video of a guy putting his 4g captive bead ring in his PA. If you keep watching past the 1:48 part, he gets into some other stuff too which will probably prompt a whole bunch of additional questions. And if you are wondering about how I know about this site–Wave, it’s all your fault! It came from a book you gave me to review and then I had to do some additional research. LOL.
I’ll warn everyone in advance, this video is definitely NSFW!
http://denyingthumper.com/2011/04/14/hnthumper-xxxiii-the-fix-is-in/
L
Watched the video… wow. He just yanked those things through that ring! 😮
I’m headed back to see what else he has posted! 😀
I didn’t read well, thought it was a vid from someone placing a PA. Silly me
Leslie, one of my questions would be about the hygiene of that thing. Esp as he says he wears it for longer periods
Leslie- thanks for rec site.. I think 🙂 WOW- made me hurt just looking at that! He really just yanked his sack right in there ?? Anyone know if that hurts?? just saying….
Wave- Great post-laughed so hard. and since u brought it up – rimming ?? Is is really that good … my medical background keeps cringing… but my curious , naughty side wonders ..am I missing something?? ( now have really embarrassed myself.. )
Hi Duhaunt
I don’t know from personal experience but everyone who has tried it seems to love it (at least everyone who commented here) 😎
Give it a whirl and report back. 😀
Leslie
I saw that video. OMG why would someone want to wear such a chastity device? That’s beyond cruel. I can’t remember a book that you reviewed which had something like this. I must be slowing down. 🙂
Re Prince Albert, I suppose since he’s dead and all of his lovers are also dead it would be difficult to verify if he was the original inventor. Although why he would want to wear a PA in those days I can ‘t imagine. Like you I thought that the PA was only around for a few years – shows you how much I know. LOL
That volume thing always trips me up because I thought that maybe my experience was the exception, going by M/M romances – now I find out that it’s closer to the rule.
Hey Wave, it was this review:
http://www.gayromance.org/2010/08/05/toy-box-cage/
And Inrid, regarding hygiene…he made a video about that too:
http://denyingthumper.com/2010/12/30/hnthumper-xxvii-clean-as-a-whistle/
L
Now I remember Leslie. LOL. You do love research. 😀
Hahaha, yes, research is my middle name! LOL.
L
“That’s beyond cruel.”
Yeah, isn’t it great? 😀
Thumper
Are you the same Thumper in the video? That really was beyond cruel. 🙁
OMG. Brought tears to my eyes. 😮
Gaycrow
So great to see you here absorbing all this knowledge. You never know when you’ll need some of it. Maybe a few recipes from the cookbook I was recommending? 🙂
He he. Well, I’m familiar with a lot of this stuff, but I draw the line when it comes(!) to cooking with semen. Just … no. 😀
Semen cookies have quite a ring to them. They will probably be moist and chewy. 🙂
This is very amusing. I like reading the responses. The questions reminds me of that Canadian MTV show, 1 Girl 5 Gays. If I remember correctly, some of the guys on the panel did not like copious amounts of come (cum?) & they didn’t swallow. In fact some of them found it all very yucky. (They’re young so maybe they’ll expand their horizons as they get older)
But it’s very different from the m/m fiction where the guys are up for everything. The only book I ever read where the guy wasn’t totally into everything with the guy he loved, was one of those Deadly mystery stories by Victor Banis where Stanley totally dislikes & finds it painful being a bottom & only does it to make Tom happy. Maybe it changes in the later books but it was kind of refreshing to read & made it more realistic. All gay guys aren’t alike & they probably don’t all enjoy the same things.
Hi Sarah
I’m Canadian and I never saw that MTV show. I should check it out if it’s still running. LOL.
I do know the Deadly series very well and Stanley and Tom are still working out their differences. 🙂 I love that series.
Someone once told me that not all younger gay men (very early twenties) like penetration. I learn something new every day.
1Girl 5 Gays can be seen on Logo TV online or on the actual channel if you get it. It’s got a rotating panel of 5 guys and the girl asks 20 random questions, usually about sex, relationships & life as a gay man. You get lots of rapid answers, the guys range from sweet, nice to annoying egotistical jerks(it’s a reality show) & It’s geared towards short attention span youths (it’s an MTV show). I think specifically it’s for young gay men or teens. I think everyone on the panel has done a “It Gets Better” video.
The thing about young guys not all being in to penetration is true from my experience. When I was around 18, there was a group of about 10 of us who all hung around together (and inevitably ending up sleeping with each other) and anal was something we only did if we’d been with someone for a long-ish time. It’s really inimate and scary if you’re not that experienced and you’re just starting out and there’s so much other stuff you can do. Now of course (10 years later) thery’re all whores and will bend over and drop trou if someone buys ’em a drink (not me of course, I’m pure) 😀
Glad to know I am not the only one who wonders about things. My poor husband is forced to listen to all my questions, but he can only comment from a het man viewpoint.
2 – Laughed at this. I think a read a book where the guy had sweet come. Maybe Happy Onion – he was a vegan?
3- Personally I think teaspoons is better than buckets. Who can swallow all of that?
4 – “Also, do you notice that in books when two guys are ready for some action the longest dick is not as fat as the other guy’s whose dick is a little shorter? What’s up with that? Are we trying to equalize things so that the ‘short’ guy doesn’t get an inferiority complex?”
HA! This totally cracked me up b/c it is in almost every book I read.
Great post!
Jay, if I remember well that was Tyler from Heaven Sent that drank so much pineapple juice.
Yes, I just finished that and it was there too. But I am pretty sure the Ally Blue book also. They made a big deal about it there. Too bad Samantha from Sex and the City didn’t know this so she could avoid the “funky spunk”!
You could be right about the Happy Onion. LOL I’ll have to ask Ally since it’s been a long time since I read it.
Re #4, it’s almost like a consolation prize for the guy with a short dick – it’s like the authors say to themselves – “let’s make his short but tubby”. 🙂
Just about every M/M romance has this. It’s follow the leader again!
I found something for the question that hasn’t been answered (I just had to do some research after this post). This is from about.com on penis tats:
“[It] does not have to be hard (erect). However, it does need to be stretched taut; the method being left to the imagination.”
Can you imagine being the one with task of keeping the skin stretched? 😀
Just one word Lacey WOW!!
I’m glad I’m not a guy and if I were I definitely wouldn’t be wearing a tat. My pain threshold is too low.
MJ was put to sleep regularly in his home, maybe, Im just guessing b/c I cant see any other way around it..maybe theyre put to sleep as well. Or stupid drunk. Stupid drunk is probably cheaper.
I missed out on reading this today due to mundane work-life crap. This is the perfect way to start off the weekend!
1. Sperm Viscosity: If it’s real thin and watery I would be going to see a doctor. As for wiping it…I keep our washing machine happy with dirty sheets. And not that we use condoms anymore, but when we did I was a total “toss it to the floor and deal with it in the morning” person.
2. Taste – Cum never tastes like anything but cum. It’s like beer. There are weak beers, stout beers, even flavored beers…they’re all still beer. Raspberry flavored? Maybe if it’s coming out of a unicorn.
3. Volume – I think it depends on the guy. I was going to write more for this, but I’m drawing a blank.
4. Size – Is Bigger Better? Never been with a porn star sized dick. Don’t care to ever be. Average is just fine.
5. Pitching or Catching – This is such a loaded question. First of all, we are not all strict bottoms or tops. I tend to flip. I’ve experienced both and the pleasure depends on so many factors. Are you comfortable with your partner and turned on by them? 99% of an orgasm is not just the physical. It’s what leads up to it. It’s how you’re feeling that day. It’s how intoxicated you are. It’s how long it’s been since your last fuck. You can’t give a blanket answer to “Is it better to give or receive?” Generally I consider myself the top of the relationship, but some of my hardest orgasms have come from Jaye taking control because I know I’m supposed to be the top and it fucks with my head. That’s what gets me off. Not just his dick hitting a home run.
6. Tats – Christ, just the thought of this makes me lightheaded. No idea. Never knew anyone with one. I think it must be the younger generation with something to prove.
7. Prince Albert: Never heard of one coming off in all my days, but if it did, the natural flow is for it to come out. I wouldn’t be too worried.
8. Rimming, “tossing a salad,” or “eating butt” (if you want to be gross)
Personal kink for me. I love being rimmed. And Jaye has an incredible…er…Anyway! Yes, it does happen. Often.
9. Fisting: Honestly have no experienced here.
Hi Reno
So on #1 you would go for the thick milk shakes? LOL
Re no. 2 you’re saying that all of those guys who are drinking apple and pineapple juice are wasting their time? Never believe what you read I suppose, even though some guys swear that the taste is different depending on what they ingest. 😀
I love your answer and the context.
All of the other answers were just as revealing especially no. 8. :blush:
Thanks Reno. 🙂
#8 I’m going to wake up tomorrow and go, “OMG I wrote that?”. LOL
#2 Food DOES make a difference. Not saying it doesn’t. But don’t expect cum to taste like cupcakes just because your man eats spoonfuls of sugar.
#1 – I like sticky. It’s a little dirty. A little nasty. I like.
That’s a wonderful quote. Have you ever considered becoming a writer? 🙂 Kidding!!
I really love the fact that Jaye has an incredible … er … :sex2:
“Raspberry flavored? Maybe if it’s coming out of a unicorn.”
Hee, that made me laugh
some of my hardest orgasms have come from Jaye taking control because I know I’m supposed to be the top and it fucks with my head. That’s what gets me off. Not just his dick hitting a home run.
Absofuckinglutely! That’s so right on the button (walnut?)! And not that his perfectly lovely dick isn’t doing a fantastic job at hitting that home run, but boy those mind games are powerful!
This has been some great & fun reading 🙂 Thanks Wave. And thanks to Ethan and Reno even though you be going what the hell did I share that for , we enjoyed it 😀
Laura
We love it when the guys share as well as the gays. How elese would we learn anything. Some authors need to learn this stuff from their fellow authors. 🙂
I love this article and I have fun reading all the comments.
I watched a deep fisting vid once starring Jonathan Agassi and another guy from Lucas and it was really horrifying when the bottom had an anal prolapse. It must have hurt like hell! Maybe they are getting off on the pain factor. I bet the bottom will be walking funny for weeks! 😯
Hi Anya
How could that be the slightest bit pleasurable. Unless, as you said, they got off on the pain. 🙁
BTW…totally nothing to do with the questions…
Wave, thank you for the sweet ‘ass line-up’ picture! I have been fondling–I mean–staring at it all night!
I’m so happy you like the boyz. I have a smaller gourp in the Friday Guys that I posted yesterday and they are even hotter because they are closer to the camera.
Here is the link
http://www.gayromance.org/2011/04/15/friday-guys-april-15/
Enjoy! 🙂
I would have written sooner, but I found out earlier that Walmart was having a huge on Crisco and opera-length Playtex Living Gloves.
1. Sperm Viscosity.
A matter of taste. I prefer thicker, and since alcohol consumption tends to make more viscous spooge (due to dehydration), that works out well for me. Thicker spooge also makes it easier to make a dash to the bathroom without it (the spooge, not the bathroom) running off onto the carpet in the event you don't have that convenient hand-towel sitting on the nightstand.
2. Taste.
Paraphrasing Will Rogers (okay, maybe I phrased exactly), "I never met a man I didn't like."
3. Volume
@Leslie I'll raise you one 10cc to one Lovin' Spoonful.
4. Size
Without revisiting our backlist, I think we make more of an onscreen big deal of our guys being cut or uncut rather than their relative dick size.
5. Pitching or Catching
OMG, BASEBALL ANALOGY!
6. Tats
Sorry, don't even want to think about this.
7. Prince Albert: So, are we all watching the royal wedding on April 29?
No comment. Seriously.
8. Rimming.
My best top moments were while my lips where _______________________.
9. Fisting:
Crisco. Opera-length rubba gloves.
I’m LMAO reading your posts Jaye and Reno! :hysterics:
I would love to watch you two having sex(OMG, did I just type that) :sex2:
You did, and if they do issue an invitation you have to let us know. LOL
OMG Wave- definitely would love to see that. sounds HOT! of course I would probably get me in to trouble..this post is really brining out my devient side :whistle: :escape: might be time to run and hide !!
Hi Jaye
Now all the pervs will be running to Walmart for the sale. LOL
Were you talkig about the taste of spooge or the taste of the man shooting it?
What can I say, Jaye, I’m a huge baseball fan and part of the fun is the bat and the balls and all the touching and scratching of the balls that goes on in the game as well as the home runs and the scores. Too much???? LOL
No tats? Chicken!
Thanks so much Jaye for giving us a little insight of what makes you, you. 🙂
You and Reno obviously have a lot of fun together and push the envelope whenever you can. Go you!
Prince Alberts…facinating! I have no idea if this is factual or not, but I did read once that this type of piercing came about for fashion. Apparantly in the Victorian era they were fond of those very tight breeches and the PA was actually intended as a hook to hold the penis in place, it was attached to the garment so that it was kept in place and kept in line (so as to not offend the ladies?)
Is this true? I’d love to know.
I can’t swear it’s true, but I’ve heard it too, that in that era a man’s tailor put a small hook inside his trousers for the ring to attach to.
Gives a whole new dimension to that tailor’s question “Right or left?” I also imagine it requires some careful measurement and precise placement if the result was to be at all comfortable. o_O
Angie
I’m sure Erastes would have the answer as to whether or not this is true. LOL
Have to split my comment up.
Hi Wave, first time posting but I thought I’d help you out with this one. I’m not embarrassed as no one has any Idea who I am!
1 Viscosity. Egg whites is about right. Runny or thick globules is not nice and like Buda said it depends on hydration. After a night of heavy drinking when your pee is like treacle, your cum is thick and dark too. Like pee it can also smell (and I suppose taste) stronger too depending on dilution.
2 Taste. Speaking of taste, cum has a unique flavour that never tastes like any other food. In my experience it is usually slightly salty or sometimes very slightly tangy. I’ve never heard of food affecting this although I suppose it’s possible. But I find it hard to believe that anyone would spend time thinking about this long enough to change their diet to affect the taste. Who could care that much? And another thing, I haven’t read about it yet but I wouldn’t find a description of the taste in an m/m book sexy. It’s cum not a fine wine.
3 Volume. 1 teaspoon seems about right. 5ml is more than you think if you look at an actual measuring spoon instead of your teaspoons and remember that it comes out it in strings (usually) rather than one big dollop. As always though, it depends on a couple of things. How long since the last ejaculation (you can build up reserves), how horny you’ve been since your last ejaculation (you make more when your hard so if you’ve had a lot of boners or have been wanking without release, there’ll be more) and genetics (some guys just make more). I do think though (and most guys I know agree) that it’s sexier when there’s more and it shoots further so I guess it’s okay to put it in books because it does happen, just not for everyone all the time. About rubbing it in… hmm it’s difficult. If you get caught up in the moment and rub your hand or fingers through it briefly, I guess that can be kinda sexy but rubbing it in like it’s some kind of body lotion, to me, is gross and as for going to sleep like that… waking up all crusty and shit…. again gross. I usually shower. It can be sexy/romantic to take one together. I have just wanted to lie there before and wiped off with a towel but that’s only if there wasn’t a big mess and I was really tired or loved up.
Hello extremeboi7
Thanks for posting.
That would put me off tasting and swallowing forever. LOL some people like to think of cum as a fine, full bodied red. 🙂
3. Volume
I suggested to Buda that he do a post on a cum-off to settle the amount and also include taste and viscosity at the same time. He loves special projects. 🙂
4 Size. I’m a top so size for me is purely aesthetic but it’s always nice to be with someone on the larger size. My bottom friends vary. They usually like as big as they can take but of course that varies too. Some cringe at anything bigger than 6 inches while others boast of taking on 12 inch monsters and loving it. To me anything bigger than 10 looks comical and therefore not sexy.
5 Role. Like I said I’m strictly a top but it’s a physical thing. I’ve tried taking lots of times but although I can do it without it hurting, I have to concentrate on relaxing so all pleasure is lost. I like the idea of it but physiologically it is not meant to be. I don’t feel like I’m missing out but some guys think it’s the worst affliction in the world and can’t understand how I can continue to live as they enjoy being pounded so much. Most guys I know are versatile but are usually 90% one or the other. Also it seems like there are many more bottoms than tops so I guess some one is usually losing out.
6 Tats. The only way I can see this being sexy is if it were part of some tribal design that extended from another area of the body. I have seen it before and it was pretty ugly, a word although I can’t remember what. It’s like it was dressed to impress (it didn’t). I don’t know for sure but I can’t imagine a straight tattoo artist asking another guy to repeatedly get hard for him so he can carry on with his artwork. It would be ridiculously uncomfortable even for two gay guys unless they knew each other intimately (or were horndogs and about to). I think they just stretch and clamp it gently over the work area.
I hope our authors are taking note. LOL
So you’re saying that being mostly a pitcher is not entirely because you want to be, but there is a physical reason why you prefer it. Well, whatever the reason I’m sure you won’t have any trouble finding partners since, as you indicated, there are more bottoms than tops. I wonder why that is? *maybe another in-depth study is needed* LOL
That makes it sound as if the penis is like a desk. 🙂
I wonder if tattoo artists advertise when they do this kind of work? How would the person wanting the tattoo know that they won’t get a broken nose when/if they enquire about having the work done? I suppose only gay tattoo artists would put a tat on a cock or balls or guiche. 😕
Thanks for replying to my comments Wave. When I was younger I never thought about why I was a top just that I never really enjoyed bottoming the couple of times I tried it but now I’m older and think about these things more I get off on getting someone else off that way. And, when you can only play one role, you have to really get into that role mentally. I’m not really into lying on my back and being ridden – it’s too passive. I prefer to be the one throwing a guy around into different positions, being the one in control. It’s a great work out. That being said, I’d still like to experience what everyone else seems to be raving about.
As for the tats. A friend of a friend is a straight tattoo artist and he does this work. He actually really takes his work seriously. Tat artists are like a little club who consider themselves TRUE artists that are under appreciated. They see the body as a canvas and wouldn’t turn down this sort of work. It would damage their rep if they were seen as squeamish (according to this guy anyway – he was preaching)
7 Prince Albert. I think this looks awful as the skin frills around the hole and the dick just looks mutilated. I’ve seen this a couple of times and it really put me off. Any guy who gets this done is unusually proud of his dick and wants to draw attention to it which I think makes him a dick himself. I’ve never taken one but the guys I know who have say either they can’t feel it or that they can feel something unusual but not any more pleasurable. Women tend to say it makes it better though (I think they’re lying and just trying to inflate their man’s already huge ego) Seriously who spends enough time thinking about their dick that they feel they have to decorate it? If it’s that impressive, let it speak for itself. So much sexier.
8 Rimming. Love it and so does everyone I know although obviously hygiene is essential. Most people are a little squeamish at first but get used to it. I think people like it because it is so intimate and you have to open yourself up (emotionally speaking). One thing I’ve never heard of though is someone reaching orgasm this way.
9 Fisting. Not sexy and unbelievably dangerous. I’ve never met anyone who admits to liking this or enjoying watching it although some people obviously like to push the boundaries but when your boundaries have been pushed that far, you must have spent a lot of time doing everything else that builds up to it. If everything else you can do has gotten so run of the mill that you need to consider this then sex must be pretty much your only hobby and you need to get out more (IMO) as m/m fans I think most of us want a bit more romance than that. On the other hand, my sister who’s gay too likes it in the vadge but that’s different because it’s infinitely more stretchy and her gf has tiny hands.
Sorry if I’ve been a bit graphic there. Hope this helps x
I can’t imagine this looking at all attractive and I can’t see it making sex any better, although I don’t know anyone with this adornment.
I agree 100%. Vanity would seem to be the only reason to do this.
So far everyone who has commented on Rimming says that it’s really hot. Obviously I’m missing out. 🙂
I wonder how many guys end up in hospital emergency rooms. There’s fun and games and then there’s EXTREME fun.
Thank you so much for a very in depth response extremeboi7 – I really appreciate the time and the fact that you took a lot of trouble to explain your comments.
Have a great weekend.
Thanks for that Wave. After reading everyone elses comments and seeing how funny they were, mine seem a little dry and long winded. But my ex and I were sitting here arguing about how best to inform when we put the responses together. I think we got a little too into our roles as gay educators of the women folk lol 😀
No worries xtremeboy7. I’m very appreciative of the information and the time you took out of your day (or night) to do this.
Did you say you and your ex were arguing about how best to import the information to straight women. Your ex??? LOL
I love the fact that you guys took this seriously because even though we read M/M romances and gay fiction all the time since we’re not gay we want the right stuff. I think our straight authors (men AND women) also appreciate the input of the gay men who drop by the site from time to time. Your stuff wasn’t dry – it was really helpful. 🙂
Wow Wave- as politicians in the UK keep saying, ‘ Education, Education, Education! ‘ Fridays have really changed in my life. 🙂 Thanks
Raine
Always glad to help educate. That’s our motto. LOL We don’t just review books – we like to delve into them and highlight issues we need clarification on so that we can get fun answers. 🙂
Hi Wave,
some great Qs, let’s see how many I can answer.
1. Sperm Viscosity: I haven’t noticed it varying that much, tho I’m interested to know hydration has an impact, certainly not into rubbing it anywhere…
2. Taste: No-one else has mentioned this, but I’m really interested to know if anyone else has noticed that truffles taste like come! I always wondered about people describing the ‘musky’ or ‘funky’ taste of fresh truffles but they never actually say what they’re talking about – now I know 😀
3. Volume: it always seems like more but I know from medication that 5ml almost seems like a mouthful, so a few teaspoons is probably right.
4. Size: I have a DH who is at the larger end of the scale (nearly 8 inches and wide as well) and I quite like the width, but would rather he was a bit shorter (I haven’t got a prostate, but having your cervix pounded ain’t much fun either….)
5-7: afraid i can’t comment – I’ll leave these ones for the boys
8. sorry, one of those ‘pervy het chicks’ here – love rimming, though I prefer receiving to giving 😀 I tend to restrict giving to the shower, just so I can make sure…..
9. not a chance! – I’ve had two babies and after getting sewn back up for the second time that’s the last time anything remotely that size is going near me 😮
Hi Beck
Maybe one of the guys could answer your question. LOL Also, I don’t think anyone outside of gay men like to rub cum on their chests. 🙂
I never thought of that. Wow. 🙂
Re no. 4, I think that a lot of the ladies envy you because they have no idea what having an 8 inch wide would be like. Heaven???? 🙂
The verdict seems to be that everyone who has tried rimming loves it so you’re in good company.
Thanks Beck – it was great to know you better. 😎
?Re no. 4, I think that a lot of the ladies envy you because they have no idea what having an 8 inch wide would be like. Heaven?????
sorry wave, I didn’t express that well, he’s wide, but not that wide! I’ve never actually measured him, but I think 8 inches wide would be in Anita Blake territory 😀
Don’t have anythng to add to the post, but I LOVED the posts and comments. 😀
HI Linda
I’m really happy you found the post and the comments fun. 🙂
Hi, Wave! 😀 I’m 19 and I’ve only been with one guy, so my experiences are limited, but I love a survey!
1. Viscosity: As others have said, this is all about hydration. I dehydrate easily, I guess, so I’ve always got water handy. Mine is usually a nice consistency according to my own little survey and so is his.
2. Taste: It is what it is and I like what it is! Can’t say I’ve ever really noticed that it varies since I’m usually busy with other things than scientific analysis.
3. Volume: Time – Restraint = Volume. Been forever and been denied? Bring two towels. Four times just tonight? Less and less each time.
4. Size: I don’t care how big he is as much as I care who he is. To him, it mattered more that I’m uncut and he isn’t which meant lots of experimentation :hurrah:
5. Pitching or Catching: I pitched before I caught because I was nervous and he thought it would be educational to see things from that side before the other. Catching, I think, has a lot more going on mentally that makes it very different for me. I’m not sure which I prefer.
6. Tats: Ow. And I can’t imagine letting someone do that to me nor keeping it up while someone comes after me with a needle.
7. Piercings: Wouldn’t say no if he wanted to get one, but I think I’d be annoyed by the recovery time.
8. Rimming: :bravo: Happy to get or give, yes I am! Kind of a shocker the first time he did that to me, just because it was so different and amazing. And it’s definitely awesome doing it to him! :eating:
9. Fisting: There are some things I wish I could unsee and unknow. A friend of mine said once he wondered if sex for someone who’s been fisted would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
“3. Volume: Time – Restraint = Volume. Been forever and been denied? Bring two towels. Four times just tonight? Less and less each time.”
Four times – ah, the joys of youth!
“9. Fisting: There are some things I wish I could unsee and unknow. A friend of mine said once he wondered if sex for someone who’s been fisted would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.”
HA! This cracked me up!
{whispers} My record’s 7 :flirt:
Good job! I’m impressed (and jealous)! 😉
The green balls really put some things in perspective along with your comments. Too funny.
“A friend of mine said once he wondered if sex for someone who’s been fisted would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.”
OMG… 😆
Thorny thanks for sharing…and I totally awwwed when you said “I don’t care how big he is as much as I care who he is”. :hearts01:
Totally true! He’s the one for me :love2:
*sigh* You two are so damn sweet. :loveyou2:
Thorny
Your responses are wonderful considering you’re only 19. Don’t ever change.
3. Volume – I think you have an excellent point about the amount depending on how many times the guy has been depleted.
I love this answer.
8. Rimming: Everyone who has done this seems to love it and you are just as enthusiastic. 🙂 That’s a helluva recommendation. LOL
And the funniest? This one of course –
Thank you so much Thorny. Have a wonderful weekend. 😀
Thanks, Wave! You too 🙂
BTW, I’m posting a link to this from my own blog tomorrow because I loved your post and everybody’s answers.
You’re welcome Thorny and I’m glad you enjoyed the post. There are lots more on the site that are similar. If you’re interested I’ll give you links to the most recent ones. Either email me or leave a message on this post.
Your guy is really lucky to have you. 🙂
Sure! I don’t get the traffic you do, but I’d love to share!
Thorny! Best. Answers. Ever! Thanks so much for playing with us!
Hi, Buda! Thanks 😎
There are presently 19 occurrences of the c-u-m spelling in this post. I can’t even begin to express how inordinately happy this makes me. :hurray2:
You counted? LOL. You will notice, however, that there’s only one mention of the word “spooge.”
As you can see they’re still having fun with the post.
Hi Wave,
your fun posts are just SO MUCh fun, and I loved to read it and the answers. Allow me to throw in my two cents.
3.- Given that spooge 😉 consists mainly of gland secrets, food should affect the taste, and it does, particularly if it contains aromatic oils like coffee does, or garlic. BTW, I’ve also found that truffles smell like sperma – or the other way round. Wonder if people consider those mushrooms a delicacy because of this effect?
4.- A normal, healthy man is supposed to produce about 1.5 ml per shoot. Of course, everything else said above is true, too, and it depends on the age and on how often he’s come before (seven times? 😮 )
Tats – a friend of mine is a tattoo artist, and he’s straight like the proverbial arrow. He has tats on his penis, and when I asked, he described en detail how he put them there. It’s pretty much like xtremeboi7 said, the (limp) member is stretched and worked on like every other body part would be. My friend said the biggest pain was that his left hand cramped from holding it stretched the same way for so long, and not from the tattooing itself. Then again, he#s got tattoos pretty much everywhere, i guess you get accustomed to it after a while….
fisting and ER.- Yes, they do. End up in ER, I mean, at least once I know of personally.It wasn’t pretty since his sigmoid was damaged during the endeavor and he waited too long from shame and embarrassment and only came after he’d developed peritonitis. As to what Thorny said (great allegory btw), his anatomy looked and worked okay after a while. The human body is a miracle like this. But I don’t think he’s going to try it ever again. Every time i come across a fisting scene in m/m, I have to think of that poor sod, and this makes me not keen on reading about this much. (I can’t imagine what that kind of thing could do for anyone, and no, back then I wasn’t bold enough to ask that guy 😉 )
Hi Feliz
After a tough week I sometimes try to lighten things up. LOL I’m so glad you enjoyed the post.
“BTW, I’ve also found that truffles smell like sperma – or the other way round. Wonder if people consider those mushrooms a delicacy because of this effect?”
I commented on this too – I’m not sure if that’s why people value them, but it’s interesting that no-one ever mentions the similarity, or not publicly anyway 😀
Wave,
This has been so educational and just plain fun to read! I loved how open everyone is and it made me laugh too (in a good way). I would like to know if any men reading this are surprised or bothered by how many het women read M/M books? Thanks so much WAVE and everybody else who answered.
Hey Amanda
I’m always trying to send you bloggers on your weekends in a good mood and I guess this hit the spot. LOL
I don’t know if the guys are bothered – I think most of them are aware of the numbers of women who read M/M romances and maybe they get a charge out of it. We’re always respectful.
Enjoy the rest of the weekend.
Hey, Wave!
Thanks for another thought-provoking, educational and thoroughly entertaining post. I wish I could read your blog at work. Not that I would spend company time on anything but work anyway… :angel:
Hi LC
Thank you for stopping by. I can understand why you can’t access this site at work on your break or at lunch. LOL However you still get to read the posts at home
I’m very happy that you enjoyed the post and the comments which I think are the best part.
Had to laugh – I’m picking up on my net reading at work this morning and here I am, trying to keep my screen angled away from the rest of the room and my eyebrows from getting any, and painfully, higher… 😀
Clare
It’s so great to have you comment on one of my … ahem … educational posts. I sure hope you learned something from the commenters. I should write a book with all the knowledge I have gained since I started the blog. :blush: I’m flattered that you occasionally read our posts at work. 😀
*LOL*
You know I always read your posts, hon, and I *often* learn! 😀 I’ll look forward to that Educational Book …
Great questions and answers! Thanks Thorny for sending me here!
Don’t have much to add except that pineapple? Yeah, makes it sweet like candy. I’d always thought it was an urban legend until I experienced it. Don’t know how other foods affect it, and I haven’t really bothered to jot down notes on it.
Thanks again!
Hello FDM
Thanks for commenting. So pineapple works? I’ll have to include this information in my sekkrit project.
Drop by and visit us again sometime. 🙂
Late to the party. I had a busy weekend. (preached my first wedding)
A few things I haven’t seen mentioned:
Lots of red meat, cigarettes, coffee and too much asparagus make cum taste really foul. I was horrified by one guy and almost spat.
Rimming: pervy bi chick. Love doing it. I expect I would love getting it. But the getter has to be well washed.
Fingers: I never understood the point. IME, the guys always just slicked themselves up and went for it. Sometimes all they used was spit. (Although usually more than was shown in Brokeback Mountain) So, sometimes my fictional guys will do some finger work, but sometimes they won’t.
Fisting: never managed it in the back, love it in the front. I have a real “eyes bigger than the stomach” problem when it comes to size. And someday, one of my characters is going to as well. (Gabe in Shell-Shocked kind of does. He has an enormous toy that he can’t fit)
Size: I’ve had everything from 2 to 12. And 6-9 is perfect. 10 starts getting uncomfortable. And yeah, I’ve found that shorter (5-6 inches) tend to be thicker.
I haven’t seen anything on shape. There are cocks with the heads that are bigger than rest of the shaft and cocks with heads that are smaller. I find the latter, horn-shaped ones, better for anal work.
Hi Angel
Thanks so much for the enlightening comments. 🙂
Congrats on the wedding. Was it same sex?
I did mention cigarettes and asparagus in the post and a few others talked about coffee, but I don’t recall anyone mentioning red meat. So what does red meat do to the taste – is it like asparagus?
It’s a given that the getter must have just had a shower and cleaned all appropriate places really, really well. LOL
The fingers thing and all the counting piss me off. Are we (readers) all idiots? Why can’t they (authors) just say something like “prepared” and leave it at that, or even better, say nothing!
Size 2 – 12 WOW what a range. Can anyone, even a virgin, feel 2″? One of my friends dumped her BF when she saw that he was like a pinky. The upper end of the range you mention would be too much: 10 – 12? Those guys should be starring in porn movies. 🙂
Mushroom heads and skinny bodies, and skinny tops. Sounds like I should do another post.
Thanks again Angel. As always you are a mine of information.
Not same sex, just queer. They’re both bi, and at least on mutual ex was in the congregation.
Red meat, as in hamburger twice a day, made him really bitter. Asparagus gives it a very acrid, acidic taste. It’s all still come, but there is stuff you don’t mind swallowing and stuff that you really DON’T want in your mouth.
10-12 is very nice, if used right. But I still like 6-8 better.