Many of you already know Nicole Kimberling from her books and more recently, her occasional columns on the site. Today I’m pleased to announce that effective January, 2012 Nicole has agreed, after a few glasses
of virtual wine, 🙂 to become an official author contributor, which means that she will be writing a column approximately every two months. I asked her to send me a funny bio to accompany this announcement and she forwarded this one which I don’t think is that funny and shows that she doesn’t follow instructions. 😆
Nicole Kimberling lives in Bellingham, Washington with her partner, Dawn Kimberling and two bad cats. Her novel, Turnskin, won the Lambda Literary Award for Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror. When not writing novels or acting as the editor for Blind Eye Books, she is a professional line cook. Her hobbies include troublemaking, rabble-rousing, and disturbing the staus quo. Also, she can dance to any song, so long as it has a tempo of more than 115 beats per minute.
Please join me in welcoming Nicole although it does seem a little bit late in the day considering she has been contributing essays for several months. 🙂 I know that she will be an even more valuable contributor to the site in the future with her always original takes on what’s going on in the world of publishing and elsewhere and I look forward to her posts. The boyz in the hot tub invited her to join them in their New Year’s Day melee, but if she’s smart she won’t accept because their hands are everywhere. 🙂 Anyway they sent her this virtual glass of champagne to celebrate.


















Great news having Nicole “officially” become a regular contributor. I always enjoy hearing what she has to say. I’m over Santa now so here is a regular smile 🙂
Christian is posting his New Year’s smiles today (I think) 😀
Thanks Lisa, I’m excited to be an official crew member!
Welcome, Nicole!
I am anticipating some serious troublemaking in 2012. 😀
I plan to bring my A game. 🙂
Welcome, Nicole! I always enjoy your column & advice. And I’m looking forward for the troublemaking too. 😀
Hopefully I can combine advice with troublemaking to create a big ol’ birthday cake of fun.
Great news! I love her books and her previous columns here. Looking forward to her insights and humor.
Thank you jax! I will endeavor to be funny, rather than deadly serious.
You. Will. Be. MAHVELLOUS.
As always.
xoxoxo
xoxoxoxox right back atcha!
(Hey, did you notice that I managed to get some boobs onto this page? Troublemaking already…)
I noticed the boobs Nic. This is the first time we have had boobs here (and those are some pretty big ones) 😀 I don’t know how the boyz in the hot tub will feel about them. 😮
Well, I asked the boyz and they said it was okay, so long as the boobs kept to their side of the hot tub.
Now I have one whole half of the hot tub to myself! 😎
Granted, it means the boyz are all squished together across the way but…somehow they seem to be cool with that. 😀
Fantastic! I always enjoy Nicole’s posts and look forward to reading her column in 2012 😀
Thanks Leslie! I truly do look forward to having some fun with everyone here.
YAY! Looking forward to more from Nicole. And I promise not to bug her (much) regarding a sequel for Ghost Star Night. 😎
Ha! You don’t need to bug me. I’m already writing it. Novels like that with several POVS take some time, though, as they’re somewhat complicated to arrange.
Whoot!! Looking forward to it.. no pressure 😉
Excellent news! I look forward to reading your posts, Nicole 🙂
Thanks Josephine.
Hey, I just recently read your book, Barging In. I enjoyed it a lot. Very believable characters in an interesting setting.
Thanks Nicole! That means a huge amount coming from a talented writer and editor like you 😀
Wonderful! I’m looking forward to it, Nicole. :hurrah:
Funny is good. Troublemaking is good (I’m quite fond of troublemaking). Deadly serious is good, too. 🙂
Hi kiracee,
I’m glad to know that deadly seriousness also has its fan-base as I have been known to slide into it from time to time. I’ll try not to linger there too long, though as it can get a little grim. :dead:
Okay, what I got out of the brief bio is that you don’t dance…..or don’t slow dance? Or do you dance something like this guy? :bananadancer:
Looking forward to your posts!
Ha! I dance like that little guy only with less of the knee bending and more of the booty shaking.
Now *there’s* a visual! Just kidding! 😀
Hey Nicole!
You do dance really well–particularly for an author! (I myself can only bounce up and down like a deranged pogo stick. :jump:
Aw… you’re so sweet!
Welcome to the asylum, Nicole!!
Glad to be here SusieQ
Thank you SusieQ. Glad to be here!
Looking forward to reading your columns, Nicole.
And perhaps a recipe or two from your experiences as a line cook? 🙂
Perhaps a little off-topic, but can someone tell me why I’m wearing birthday hat, holding a shamrock and drinking what looks to me to be a margarita?
Christian has decided it’s time for the New Year’s green men now that Christmas is over. 😎
I wasn’t complaining, Wave, mind you…I’m always amazed the wild variety of smiley faces that are out there.
As I mentioned in a private group chat the other day…I think we need to develop some m/m specific ones. You have to be 18 to enter this site, anyway, right?
I have a number of…er…positions to suggest, for brainstorming purposes, of course. Heh.
Hi mc!
Recipes from line cooking, hmmm?
I’ll see what I can come up with. A lot of stuff is hard to replicate without commercial equipment and a legion of prep cooks…
Okay, here’s one: Pasta Alfredo.
Cook a couple of portions of pasta in salted, oiled water till they’re aldente, reserving about 1/4 cup of the cooking liquid. Drain, toss with oil and set aside.
In a large skillet–larger than you think you need and preferably nonstick if you’re working at home, heat a tablespoon of butter with a tablespoon of olive oil. When the butter is foamy, add a tablespoon of chopped garlic.
Stir for a few seconds. Add 1/2 cup heavy cream (you must only use heavy cream, preferably something that’s about 40% milkfat) 1/4 cup white wine a of pinch white pepper a pinch of salt and a tiny, tiny pinch of nutmeg–like 12 grains.
Stir for a few seconds till bubbly. Add pasta, reserved water and a scant handful of grated parmasean cheese (sp?)–the kind that’s in long shreds, not the powdery stuff–keep stirring until the sauce reduces to the desired consistency. Don’t burn it. It’s easy to burn it. If you’re not using a gas range, but an electric burner, and it seems to be getting crispy or separating, take it off the burner, rather than turning it down because it won’t cool fast enough.
If the sauce separates during cooking, add an additional tablespoon of cream until it comes back together.
This whole process (minus the cooking time for the pasta) should take about three minutes.
Divide into two dishes (pasta bowls would be best, but really it doesn’t matter all that much if the sauce is thick enough). Wipe the edges of the dishes. Garnish with additional cheese, but not too much.
Let me know how it goes!
Wow!!!! 😎
Thanks, Nicole!
Hey no problem. Tonight, while I was working the Friday night dinner service, I mentioned to my coworker–a guy I’ve worked with for 7 years now–that I blogged this recipe. He said, “Alfredo? Why didn’t you pick something actually easy?”
So I apologize if making this recipe ends up being not as easy as it sounds…but I still think you can do it! 😎
this sounds…nourishing…and mouthwatering! Now I finally know what “Pasta Alfredo” means – something new every day. 😕
Late as usual, but nevertheless – welcome Nicole! Looking forward to reading more of your posts (I greatly enjoyed the past ones) Have a good time and remember getting out of the hot tub before you get too wrinkly 😯 😀