A few Fun Posts Before I Go – a Retrospective

Tj reminded me a couple days ago about all the fun we used to have on Fridays because, in addition to the Friday Guys, I would post what he called my Friday rants about anything and everything  to do with the world of gay men, be it their sexual proclivities or something related to M/M books. My favourite targets were the lack of editing and too much sex in these books, but that’s another post. 🙂

Apparently I had a fixation about gay sex because I wrote a lot of posts poking fun at just about anything to do with it, so I thought I would leave you with links to a few of these afternoon delights so you can read them when you’re down or suffering from S.A.D. this winter, starting with this one written jointly with my friend, author Patric Michael who, sadly, passed away almost 18 months ago. It’s called Is a Prostate Worth Finding?

DO NOT READ THESE POSTS WHILE IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER KEYBOARD OR TABLET OR YOU MIGHT SPEW YOUR COFFEE AND BLAME ME. :grumble: ALSO READ THE COMMENTS ON THE POSTS – THEY ARE EVEN FUNNIER THAN THE POSTS. 😆

http://www.gayromance.org/2011/03/11/is-a-prostate-worth-finding/

This is another beauty about the names we call the butt area where so much action takes place in M/M books as well as RL in both straight and gay sex (actually there was so much interest in this topic I wrote two posts about it) – Rosebuds. Here are the links:

What Should Authors call the Little Rosebuds, and
Rosebuds Part II: Top 10 Turn ons &Turn offs,

This one is about another topic that seems to have generated a lot of interest on the part of M/M authors who can’t leave it alone: penis size: 😆 So I asked readers whether the size of a man ‘s junk mattered to them (in books, you pervs). :doh:

Does Penis Size Matter in M/M Romance?

I love books with frottage but I didn’t think there were enough as most of our authors went straight to the main event i.e. anal sex, so I appealed to readers and asked them this question :

Do Readers Want More Frottage in M/M?,

Stuart, a reader who became a reviewer on the site much later, wrote me several emails years ago asking questions I couldn’t answer, so again I asked readers their opinion and as usual you guys were all over the map. Sheesh! :cow:

Do Penises Twitch When Erect? 

After I demanded that he fulfil his promise to me and stop making excuses for several years, Buda at last agreed to write the following post: :nuts:

http://www.gayromance.org/2011/03/18/balls-to-you/

Because I have an  enquiring mind I always want to know “stuff” so I posed these questions to the curious:

http://www.gayromance.org/?p=273
http://www.gayromance.org/2011/04/15/more-burning-questions/
http://www.gayromance.org/2012/01/27/burning-questions-again-cos-i-love-them/

Damon Suede tried to “educate” his female colleagues about when not to give their characters orgasms. Did they listen? 😕

http://www.gayromance.org/2011/05/06/numb-shots-by-damon-suede/

Tam wrote a funny post on Condoms, Condoms, Who has the Condoms  (and no, it’s not about having sex sans condoms) 🙂

Women probably know a lot more about this subject than gay men. Ethan Stone tackled the issue of faking it from a different viewpoint, that of an M/M author, in this memorable post. I’ll bet you never knew how funny this Ethan could be even though he did write a book that I thought was incredibly funny – called Bartender P.I

http://www.gayromance.org/2011/03/25/faking-it-by-ethan-stone/

Ethan Day wrote a number of funny posts, or posts that only he thought were funny. 🙂 Here are a few of them::

http://www.gayromance.org/2012/03/02/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places-by-ethan-day/
http://www.gayromance.org/2011/02/11/my-slutty-valentine-%E2%80%93-a-singles-guide-to-survival/
http://www.gayromance.org/2011/05/27/southern-decadence-by-ethan-day/

Sammy decided to get in on the action and penned this one which I don’t have to explain as the title speaks for itself:

http://www.gayromance.org/2012/02/05/the-first-time-i-read-mm-fiction-or-how-i-fell-in-love-with-a-throbbing-manroot-by-sammy/

The irrepressible K.Z. Snow wrote this post about dueling penises. She interviewed them. 😯 😕

http://www.gayromance.org/?p=474

Men’s underwear – I have written reams about it 🙂 and here’s one which asks the question: Do your Balls Bounce or Hang Loose?:

http://www.gayromance.org/?p=11400

Rick R. Reed talks about a topic he knows well!! Sluts. He reveals the truth and the myths about this thorny topic: 🙂

http://www.gayromance.org/?p=18894

Steve Berman tells us about the monsters he would like to stake and the ones he wants to bed: 😈

http://www.gayromance.org/?p=18665

Jaye Valentine gives great advice about How Not To Stick Out Like a Sore Thumb at a Gay Bar in case you ever want to go there with your BFF.

http://www.gayromance.org/2011/07/29/how-to-not-stick-out-like-a-sore-thumb-at-a-gay-bar/

I hope you enjoy these few tasty treats when you remember this site. It was a blast reliving and re-reading these posts.